Monday, September 15, 2008

speak softly, and carry a berber sword.

I got all the way back to the hotel before I realized I had left my sword at the Western Union on the corner. 

"Dammit!" I said, running back out of the room before anyone could ask me why. 

I hurried back through the cat-calls and commentary as fast as I could, down two blocks and into the Western Union kiosk. An American family of four was waiting for the cashier to exchange their money. It was a very small kiosk and I had to squeeze past them to get to the corner, where my wrapped up sword was lying on the ATM machine just where I had left it. I was happy to get it back and it was with a thrill of exhilaration that I squeezed past them again. 

They were staring at me when I reached the doorway, so I paused. 

"Forgot my sword," I explained matter-of-factly. Then I ran away into the night. 

I trotted back to the hotel as the inky black sky closed in. Shadowy figures appeared lurking in doorways and the calls continued unabated, but I just smiled wide and invitingly and so no one tried anything. 

"Speak softly and carry a Berber sword," I thought, turning into our hotel courtyard. It was by far the best purchase I'd ever made.  

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